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was half-right—
write high;
edit high;
proofread sober.
this is so tongue in cheek please don't take me seriously. ever.
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:iconcalleighblack:
CalleighBlack Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I am not sure about writing high, although my husband has been known to be successful at it. But writing crazy works better for me than writing sane. LOL.
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Lakesinger Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2013
I'm only inspired when I'm crazy, so I agree completely. ^_^
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:iconcalleighblack:
CalleighBlack Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Cool. More of my peeps. ;)
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2013
ahahaha. ;) i think that's everyone.
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:icontravelgirlxx:
travelgirlxx Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
:giggle: Love it!
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2013
:giggle:
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:iconlacewinged-beauty:
Lacewinged-Beauty Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013   Writer

I giggled way too hard over this :giggle:
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2013
:giggle:
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:iconlearningtobefree:
learningtobefree Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Student Writer
do you appreciate Hemingway's literature?

i've read a few books and to be quite honest, i don't.
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
i appreciate his quotes more than his literature, to be honest. i like his short stories.
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:icondisrhythmic:
disrhythmic Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
Yes.
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
:heart: ;)
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you forgot some essential steps:

make a plz account
stalk ten publications and their contributors


which is def. somewhere in there while you're editing.
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glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
& the part where you breakdown and decide your work has no place in the modern market and maybe you should just give up and write YA fiction about cholos seducing white girls like your sister reads.
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH HA HA HA HA

OMG

PLEASE write me a poem about cholos seducing white girls in your sister's books
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
concerning the 'acclaimed series' perfect chemistry—

a middle-aged white woman wrote these;
jorge sighs.

p.s here she is,
posing with two models
who reside on the cover of her books—
that resemble twilight:
black background, bright graphic—

anyway, [link]
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vespera Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
...OH GOD
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....omfg I really hope this lady has zero kids.
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013
she writes book for 13-17 year old girls. just. throwing that out there. books that romanticize violence, objectify and sexualize race...

._. media~~~~~~
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jaguaran Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
brb loling forever
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FuzzyHoser Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Hemingway doesn't know Raquel

write high;
make rachel edit;
giggle proofreading later.
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
pfffft

rachel:

write drunk;
edit drunk;
sober?
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
"Tipsy"

write "tipsy"
edit "tipsy"
define "sober"
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:iconfuzzyhoser:
FuzzyHoser Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:giggle: YES
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
:lmao:
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:iconfuzzyhoser:
FuzzyHoser Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Awww......you wrote me a love poem! :heart:
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
;)
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you forgot some essential steps:

make a plz account
stalk ten publications and their contributors


which is def. somewhere in there while you're editing.
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:iconfuzzyhoser:
FuzzyHoser Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Look, woman... I write simple poetry.
Your rituals are hard to work in.
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
LOL ;)
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yea, dude, you proofread high, too.
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
;)
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
you have no idea how much this little tweet of a poem is making me :giggle:
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
oh god i just realized it's six words :stare:
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
BUAH! HA HA HA HA!

QUICK EDIT:

Hemingway (title)

was half-right:
write high;
edit high;
proofread sober.
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:iconglossolalias:
glossolalias Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013
yesss okay doing it quickly
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:iconvespera:
vespera Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
now you can feel better ;)
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